This one made me giggle today! Sometimes I imagine this is a blog I wrote because you seem to read my mind and dare to put it out there. Thanks for providing me with laughs on this Friday!
It’s Frickin Friday and I don’t care. I don’t care about work, or science or what I cram down my pie hole. And by that I mean Pizza. I’m gonna slap some tomato sauce or paste or whatever on some crust, lots and lots of cheese, whatever kind, and pepperoni, put it in an oven, then call Pizza Hut, and tell them to freaking deliver it to me, because I don’t want to work on the Pizza, I just want to eat it. You know what else I don’t care about? This post.
I’m gonna take my time getting to work…
..so you can suck it, traffic. Snailed it!
I’m gonna break stuff…
…or paint a wall…I don’t care. Maybe I’ll do both.
I’m gonna throw caution to the wind…
…and bowling pins in the air. Cause I might go bowling later. Whatever. I’ll do what I want.
Maybe I’ll…
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Just hilarious!
I thought so! I had to share as this blogger typically makes me wish I had said it…